Holiday
Based on:
An article from The Sun, page 33.
Friday 13th October.
"Bobbies on the tweet."
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INT. DAVE’S LIVING ROOM - DAY
DAVE, a very happy man, pulls out his mobile phone and dials
999. He then puts the phone to his ear.
999 OPERATOR
Hello? Which service do you
require? Fire, Ambulance or Police?
DAVE
Police please.
The operator connects DAVE to the POLICE emergency line.
POLICE OPERATOR
Hello, what is the emergency?
DAVE
Well yeah, I was told to call this
number in an emergency.
POLICE OPERATOR
And what is the emergency Sir?
DAVE
Well you see the thing is I er-
POLICE OPERATOR
Go on.
DAVE
Ermm, well I’m just ringing to say
I’ve done something real bad.
POLICE OPERATOR
What have you done Sir.
DAVE
I don’t want to admit it, my wife’s
gonna go ballistic.
POLICE OPERATOR
Sir, if you tell me what you have
done I can help you, send and
officer out to talk to you.
DAVE
Well the thing is, I’ve just booked
a holiday...on my wife’s credit
card. I keep telling myself I
shouldn’t have done it and I’m sort
of regretting it now.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
POLICE OPERATOR
Sir, wh-
DAVE
But I can’t get over it...I’m going
on holiday!
